>> Monday, July 30, 2012
Found myself staring into the face of a twenty pound raccoon.
So there I stood in the middle of the living room, trying to figure out what to do. And whether or not CPR on oneself would be possible since I felt like I was having a heart attack. Then I reached for my phone...only to realize I’d left it in the bedroom.
I knew what needed to be done so with a deep breath, I cracked the door, snatched it up while the critter smirked at me, and called “Handy Guy” (aka the neighbor.)
He didn’t answer. So I called 911.